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This 12x18 pet food mat brings a slice of dark humor to the feeding corner. The bold, cheeky line — "The Service Has Declined Since the Guillotine Was Removed" — sits across a vivid, edge-to-edge print that resists fading and keeps its attitude through daily meals and occasional spills. The textured polyester surface dries fast and holds color well; the neoprene rubber backing grips tile or hardwood so bowls stay put. It’s the kind of mat that sparks a smile from someone with a taste for dry wit, and turns routine feeding time into a small, memorable moment at home.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester front with fast-drying surface
- Anti-slip 100% neoprene rubber backing
- Vivid, edge-to-edge full-color print
- One-sided, bright and crisp color reproduction
- Single 12x18 size fits most bowls and feeding stations
Care instructions
- Clean with warm water and mild soap
- Lay flat to dry (Do Not Use Dryer)
The Service Has Declined Since the Guillotine Was Removed Pet Food Mat
$28.88