{"product_id":"the-service-has-declined-since-the-guillotine-was-removed-pet-food-mat","title":"The Service Has Declined Since the Guillotine Was Removed Pet Food Mat","description":"This 12x18 pet food mat brings a slice of dark humor to the feeding corner. The bold, cheeky line — \"The Service Has Declined Since the Guillotine Was Removed\" — sits across a vivid, edge-to-edge print that resists fading and keeps its attitude through daily meals and occasional spills. The textured polyester surface dries fast and holds color well; the neoprene rubber backing grips tile or hardwood so bowls stay put. It’s the kind of mat that sparks a smile from someone with a taste for dry wit, and turns routine feeding time into a small, memorable moment at home.\n\nProduct features\n- Durable 100% polyester front with fast-drying surface\n- Anti-slip 100% neoprene rubber backing\n- Vivid, edge-to-edge full-color print\n- One-sided, bright and crisp color reproduction\n- Single 12x18 size fits most bowls and feeding stations\n\nCare instructions\n- Clean with warm water and mild soap\n- Lay flat to dry (Do Not Use Dryer)","brand":"Pickled Poppies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50836938326306,"sku":"31111844082424309924","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/7159\/2738\/files\/ee81c46a-il_fullxfull.7592735908_bgco.jpg?v=1769326658","url":"https:\/\/pickledpoppies.com\/products\/the-service-has-declined-since-the-guillotine-was-removed-pet-food-mat","provider":"Pickled Poppies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}