{"product_id":"you-died-of-dysentery-oregon-trail-meme-kiss-cut-vinyl-decal-retro-pixel-humor","title":"You Died of Dysentery Oregon Trail Meme Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal | Retro Pixel Humor","description":"Bright, dark-humor vinyl decal that nods to the classic Oregon Trail line: “You Died of Dysentery.” The design balances playful nostalgia with gallows humor—perfect for anyone who laughs at retro gaming memes or loves tongue-in-cheek historical references. Stick it on water bottles, laptops, travel journals, or camp gear to spark a grin or a knowing head-nod from fellow fans. The satin finish keeps colors lively without glare, and the kiss-cut border makes peeling and placing quick and precise. Durable for outdoor use, it weathers the road trip, the daily commute, and the occasional rainstorm while keeping that vintage-game charm intact.\n\nProduct features\n- Removable adhesive that leaves no residue\n- Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for up to 3 years\n- Satin finish with vibrant, crisp colors\n- 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border for easy peeling\n- Available in four sizes; assembled in the USA\n\nCare instructions\n- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.","brand":"Pickled Poppies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50836938359074,"sku":"15987271647555638994","price":3.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/7159\/2738\/files\/559de9d0-il_fullxfull.7640904955_diji.jpg?v=1769326655","url":"https:\/\/pickledpoppies.com\/products\/you-died-of-dysentery-oregon-trail-meme-kiss-cut-vinyl-decal-retro-pixel-humor","provider":"Pickled Poppies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}